My dog wants something all the time.
My dog wants to walk. Or run.
My dog wants water. Or treats. Or food.
My dog wants me to throw one of the three thousand tiny balls I bought for her even though she refuses to bring them back to me.
I keep devising ways to challenge my dog and keep her engaged so that she’ll stop bothering me while I’m trying to work.
But none of them last for longer than a few days.
One day soon, I’ll run a marathon because my dog got so bored with ten miles that we had to start running twenty.
My dog is driving me crazy.
She’s also providing me with a really cute distraction from whatever ruts I might be enjoying if not for her.